So for the last couple of days I haven't found anything noteworthy to blog about, except this...

 What if Alice in Wonderland... was Alice in real life?

And how glasses add to the personality of a person?

Umbrella Acoustic version

New infact dare I say 'better' version of Umbrella by Rihanna

More of the beauty Marie Claude Bourbonnais

Like I said before, funbags.

I'm back... maybe, but Marie Claude Bourbonnais rocks!

So I'm back after about a year or so. Got lost in life so to speak.


So without much adieu in order to have a brand spanking new post, I'm probably going to make this blog more risqué as we go along. 


To start things off here's a french model who's awesome at the moment, her name's Marie Claude Bourbonnais and she comes equipped with 2 playful funbags.

Raunchier pics in the next post. :)

House M.D.

Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwd Daymn!

Working for a Pharma and not having a medical degree, is kinda like being a stunt-bike rider without knowing where the fuel tank is. So now you know how I feel.

Anyway - due in some way to the above, and largely due to a very high recommendation to watch by a bud of mine; I started this serial called 'House M.D'!


That was 3 weeks ago - am now on Season 3 (will end it by the weekend). Is it addictive? fuck yeah!

Based around an antisocial arrogant and very brilliant diagnostician (along with his 3 lackeys) this show centers around individuals who catch the rarest possible types of diseases - and then Dr. House goes about treating them in the most un-orthodox ways possible!

He does manage to diagnose and cure them every time though!

A high recommendation to all reading!

P.S. Yeah I know this post is after a 3 month break, but a lot of good shit was happening back then. Still is - be grateful I blogged!

Shakalaka Boom Boom

Saw Shakalaka Boom Boom over the weekend. Did I like it, No! Did I like the title song, Yes! Can't get it outta my head! Wish I had it on an online site so that I could have it playing on my blog. If anyone does, please let me know.


Concept: Boy I is a successful musical composer, boy I meets girl who's a wannabe musical composer, boy Ilikes girl and vice versa, comes in boy II who's a good looking upcoming talented musical composer, girl falls for boy II (in a typical hindi film style musical showdown), boy I is consumer by insecurity and jealousy of boy II and pulls all kinds of funny shit to stomp him down - twisting the music industry to get boy II completely stomped out, then starts the typical hindi film formula and all is shot to shit!

The film stars Celina Jaitley which is one of the primary reasons for watching it. Another reason is the title song.

Apologies

My apologies to myself for not posting anything recently. Kinda goes like this:

Razzman: Uhhh... y'know Razz, I'm sorry for not posting anything recently.
Razzman: Uhhh... that's okay Razz, I'm cool with it.
Razzman: That's lame guys, fuck! No seriously, that's lame! I mean, Razzman apologizing to Razzman for not posting???!!! This is my bloody post! I can post as and when I like it!
Razzman: I'm right! Fuck that shit! I don't apologize for not posting!
Razzman: Yeah well, that's cool too, but whoever cusses once more is a f**kin mofo! That's way too much profanity for one post!
Razzman: uhhh... shucks okay.
Razzman: shucks? shucks??? SHUCKS MY SHUCKIN ASS!!! This is my blog! I can't shucking shuck anytime I want on my shucking blog!
Razzman: I'm right! shuck that shit! I can cuss whenever I shucking like it on my blog! Shuck that Fit!!! Uhhh... I mean... uhhh... y'know...

Have a nice weekend... SHUCKERS!!!

300's PG Version! Hil-fuckin-arious!!!

Alanis Morissette "My Humps" Video Parody

Ghost Rider Sucks Ass! (Eric Catrman Style)

Saw 'Ghost Rider' over the weekend. Wish I had'nt!

As a child, I used to be a big fan of the comic book series, and was hoping that the movie would be sort of an X-Men'esque experience. I was wrong. Very Wrong!

The Story: When the motorcyclist Johnny Blaze finds that his father Barton Blaze has a terminal cancer, he accepts a pact with the Mephistopheles, giving his soul for the health of his beloved father. But the devil deceives him, and Barton dies in a motorcycle accident during an exhibition. Johnny leaves the carnival, his town, his friends and his girlfriend Roxanne. Years later Johnny Blaze becomes a famous motorcyclist, who risks his life in his shows, and he meets Roxanne again, now a TV reporter. However, Mephistopheles proposes Johnny to release his contract if he become the "Ghost Rider" and defeat his evil son Blackheart, who wants to possess one thousand evil souls and transform hell on earth.

Yeah I know it sounds good. The trailers looked good too. Unfortunately the movie isn't!

The animation is good, but there's just something about a guy walking around with a flaming skull, flaming hands, all covered up in a leather biker jacket and blue jeans which simply doesn't cut it!!! Add to that the fact that he's got some lame-ass weirdo's for enemies. Sort of a cross between Vampires and Cartoons... 'Vamptoons'!

All they mostly do is bare their teeth to try and scare a flaming skull! What does the rider to in response, throw fireballs (read: snowball's except they're made of fire) onto them! wait wait... it get's better; the rider/flaming skull's mood are determined by the color of the flame on his head - much like a dog's mood is determined by his tail wagging/not wagging! And much like a puppy dog, the rider's got the female (love interest) petting his blue-flamed head! Incase you didn't know, a blue flame is supposed to be more intense (read: HOTTER) than an orange flame, but somehow in the movie it doesn't do smack to humans!

Anyway, to sum it all up - Reasons why Ghost Rider sucks ass:

1. Nicholas Cage
2. Nicholas Cage with all the skin flamed off his bony self
3. Nicholas Cage with that weird-ass haircut
4. Nicholas Cage with the weird-ass Elvis impersonation
5. The fucking blue flame thing!

Reason why Ghost Rider doesn't suck:

1. Raquel Alessi (she's hot)

What's in a Title?

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Emperor RazzmaN the Superfantastic Herald of Zestful over Trollness Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Black Snake Moan

I watched Black Snake Moan last night, and as funny as it sounds, there's just something about Samuel.L.Jackson singing the blues that rocks big time! That Christina Ricci's grown into a complete hottie!

Premise: When divorced ex-musician Lazarus (Samuel L. Jackson) finds Rae (Christina Ricci) badly beaten by the side of the road, he brings her to his house and chains her to his radiator. Rae has been a wreck since her boyfriend (Justin Timberlake) went off to war, and has spent her time getting into fights and being taken advantage of by just about every man in town. Rae appears to be afflicted with a physical need for sex that no one can cure. As Lazarus watches Rae twitching with pain on his couch, he sees that the young woman’s only chance at redemption is in his hands.

All in all, the film manages to captivate you with it's fantastic blues soundtrack and somewhat bizarre premise, alongwith the acting skills of both Jackson and Ricci - finishing off with a somewhat predictable ending.

Sniff Sniff - The 'FF' syndrome

Sniff Sniff, Cough Cough... fucking flu!

Been popping Panadols like candy, taking steam as well as cough suppressants - but to no avail!

Workouts have been put on the backburner, although funnily enough, whenever I workout during flu, momentarily I feel a lot better; but then the effects begin to wear off and I end of feeling a lot worse.

Sitting in office because of a couple of meetings, otherwise would've been home having tea and watching '300' which I downloaded last night.

MS Office 2007

So I installed MS office '07 the other day.

I was happy.

Just like IE7, the guys at Microsoft have finally figured out the value of tabs and customization.

MS Office '07 - totally new interface, a lot like IE7 i.e. all tabs and super customization. You can practically arrange all your commonly used commands in one single toolbar. Everything else is under multiple tabs for operational efficiency. Highly intuitive - though initially those used to older versions of MS Office might have problems location some of their commands, but once you're used to it... you'll never want to go back.

Oh, and they have skins too!

Lateral Thinking

Recently I decided to conduct an in-house workshop on 'Lateral Thinking' in my company, for the purpose of which I started scouring the net for information toolkits.

Now, the net is chock-full of information on lateral thinking, games, trivia etc...

Those of you who've seen the movie 'Beautiful Mind' would remember the 'Game Theory' as explained by John Nash (nobel peace prize winner) in real-life situations... such as when you go to a party looking for some romance and automatically decide on trying to strike-up a conversation with the most beautiful woman there.

The inherent problem lying within this action is that there is a very low probability that she would end up going out with you, whereas there is a significantly higher probability of the second most beautiful woman going out with you (whom you wouldn't talk to)!

Lesson learnt - When analysis real-life situations/risks, always assign a proponent of probability to all possible outcomes e.g. Most beautiful woman (10%), Second most beautiful woman (15%), Third most beautiful woman (20%), Dog-ugly woman(60%)!

Being a natural strategizer myself, I would strongly propogate the 'game theory' to everyone simply because it makes perfect sense.

Hope I'm able to do a good job conducting the session at my workplace!

Gillette Mach 3 is absolute crap!

Call me old-fashioned, but I was doing just fine with my Sensor excel. Decided to try out the Mach 3, and was majorly disappointed.

Yeah cool that it has 3 (instead of the previous 2) blades. Big friggin deal! Frankly, I couldn't notice the difference!

Anyway, there are basically two things which suck about it.

1. The 3 blades create such a large blade-face (the head of the razor, which touches your face), that it's almost a nightmare trying to get your side-burns right. (For the mentally challenged of you, sideburns are the hair growing on the side of your face between your ear and your cheeks).

2. The blade-face is flexible. A little too flexible. It moves so damn much that I have to press and twist it almost 90 degrees or more while shaving my neck and upper lip!

I'm relieved to know that Gillette Fusion (Friggin FIVE blades) has finally resolved problem number 1, by adding a separate blade behind the blade-face for sideburns, and goatees. However, it still does make me wonder about the level of research and deliberate on the competency of the guys at Gillette who developed this in the first place!!!

I mean, of all the things, they have a woman (scientist/researcher) explaining the dynamics of the Fusion on Gillette's official website!

link: www.gillettem3power.com/

Now, some would argue that most men would buy any product that an attractive woman would tell them to use - even a shaving product.

Poor them.

300

Hey,
I figured I'd talk about the movie 300 and how I simply can't WAIT to see it!

Gratuitous violence, stylized cinematography and over exaggerated colors... that's the real deal!

The overly dramatic lines such as - "Give them nothing, and take from them, everything!" and "Spartans, tonight we dine in hell!" add even more of a spark to already charged atmosphere of the film.


I love the guy who plays king Leonidas, the Persian prince and the Oracle!

Go out and watch it today!